President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area. Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it. Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there. President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?
Man, Top Shots and Top Shots Duex have to be two of the best comedies of the 90s, that's for sure. I'm amazed shit like Date Movie and Epic Movie gets made - it's like those writers completely ignored the brilliance of the Top Shots movies when trying to write their own parody. It's like they had a bunch of mentally challenged 4th graders write those scripts. Or that brain-dead chick from Florida a couple years back. It's hard to tell when a movie sucks so hard.
So I moved. I'm now on the South side of Milwaukee, or what is known as "Southgate" or "apartment building rented to me by an ungodly attractive woman." It's a pretty cool place - 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, 2 thousand closets, Mexican neighbors, annoying crying children...I couldn't have asked for a better place to live. My cat even likes the place and decided to show me how much he likes it by placing a large pile of excrement on my new mattress. Silly cat - he doesn't quite understand the kind of gifts a human would like, but he's getting there.
Otherwise, things are going. Work is good. I just had my first review here and it went really well. Better than I expected. Apparently people in the D School really like me (weird, amirite?), so I'm quite pleased about all that noise. And it's been a madhouse here - new shit coming in every day keeping me busy.
The other good thing about work is this woman I work with. Let's call her Maria, because that's her name. She has a niece, from Italy, because she's Italian and that's where she lives, you dicks. Anyway, this niece, whom I'll call Katarina, is a model, and is therefore smokin' hot, and she's coming to America (I wonder if she has a royal vagina washer?) soon. Maria wants me to be her generous host. If she actually comes it'll be interesting, because Katarina can understand English, but she can't speak it. And it's not like I can understand Italian. The only foreign phrases I know are in Spanish, and only include finding a bathroom and asking for a phone number (the two most important questions to know in a foreign language, for sure). Anyway, I think I'm looking forward to that.
Now, mrhaironline. Did you know this place was 3 days away from expiring? No? That's ok, because I'm lying. It was actually 5 days. But anyway, I'm finding I'm not as interested in the whole design and administration of this place as I used to be. Ergo, the half-complete redesign is pretty much gone (that is the truth, I don't know where I put the files I was editing) and I'm pretty sure I'm done with all that. I think, someday, I'll move to a lighter blogging engine or something, and just focus more on the forum. Really, I'm not sure. I always have a bunch of ideas and a non-bunch of motivation.
And that's that. Sarah, Anne, and Amanda are coming to town this weekend for an orgy at my abode and a birthday celebration for the world's biggest mumcho - James, or boobookittyfuck as you forum-dwellers may know him. The events of this weekend are guaranteed to be a splendid time.
I'm going to leave you with this AWESOME Youtube video - Terminator vs. Robocop. It's so good I not only creamed my shorts, but yours as well, and I got good coverage on your pillow.
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Comments (1)
1. 20:38, Monday, Apr 16, 2007
I too have grown less interested in maintaining a bigass database driven personal portal....
Im manually moving all of my old blog entries to a blogger account and slowly migrating all of my photos from Gallery2 to free places like facebook and google's picasa .....like you - I'm not all that motivated...I started the process months ago
hah!
dude...your writing style in this blog is extraordinarily hilarious. I'm entirely entertained.
