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Written by Hair
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Tuesday, December 19, 2006 |
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Another day, another Facebook group to ridicule. And I was beginning to wonder why I even woke up today. This group goes for the fucking gold in the Facebook Retard Fiesta Bowl, with a whopping TWO mistakes in the group name!
I've given you readers a freebie by highlighting the first point of asswipery in that picture. For the 2nd, just ask yourself, "What belongs to the 1990s?" DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? No apostrophe. 90s. Not 90's. The 90s doesn't fucking own anything, it's just a decade. Seriously, how do you get into college without knowing how to spell or how to correctly use a fucking apostrophe?
LE SIGH. What could I say that over 780,000 people* haven't already said about themselves? Kaitlyn's comment should be making me even angrier, but I'm actually just confused. I mean, she misuses the fundamentals of the English language so expertly. I'm sure her profile explains how she got to this point: "HI! lol! I'm Kaitlyn, currently I'm coked up and I mostly live in a cardboard box between Johns! LOL!"
I like Facebook.
*This diatribe is not directed toward Hairians. Unless I already hate you.
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Written by Hair
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Friday, December 15, 2006 |
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Never one to underestimate the stupidity of Facebook users (as seen in my two previous group attacks), I recently stumbled upon a group I figured I should be a part of....that is, until I realize that yet another group of people fail at the English language.
Yes, I'm looking at you, It's by LaCrosse group. You need to read this following lesson and fucking remember it:
Lacrosse = A FUCKING SPORT
La Crosse = The correct spelling of the city in Wisconsin, which you tell people your hometown is near. La Crosse is also probably the city you got the drunkest in. And maybe you went to school there. Yet, you still can't spell the fucking city name correctly. Amazing.
And finally, let's look at this last line in the group description:
It gets annoying...so you should join this group..haha
Haha? HAHA. Is that line supposed to make us laugh our asses off? HAHA!!!! Are you so brilliant we all laugh at your cleverness while we wonder why we didn't think of this? Or did you realize, as you wrote that last line, that this group sucks the balls of an 82 year old Jamie Lee Curtis?
It will have your anus
Ahhhh....another Facebook rant completed. I feel much better.
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Written by Hair
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Monday, December 04, 2006 |
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Written by Hair
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Sunday, November 26, 2006 |
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Thank you Nintendo for making the Wii Sensor Bar cable so retardedly thin and flimsy.
And thanks, fucking cat, for deciding that chewing on the sensor bar's cable while I was home for Thanksgiving would be a good idea. Now I've got the Wii shakes. I can't play this bastard for a week, perhaps longer. My right arm will atrophy back to its normal size without Wii bowling.
The "good" in this story is that the Wii sensor bar is basically a couple LEDs, so it only costs $10 to replace. Also good is that I was able to reign in the fury before I caught the cat, so he lives on... knocking my USB keys off my desk, playing with fake mice, trying to bury his shits with the sides of the litterbox lid. Feline son of a bitch.
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