David Krumholtz, Neil Patrick Harris, Rob Corddry, Christopher Meloni, Ed Helms, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Paula Garces, Jack Conley, Roger Bart, Danneel Harris and Eric Winter will join John Cho and Kal Penn in Harold & Kumar 2.
That's right dudes. Fur burgers.
Oh, and here's something about the plot:
"The sequel is set in motion on the same morning that Harold and Kumar finally satisfy their munchies at White Castle and the object of Harold's affection, Maria (Garces), sets off for Amsterdam.
The pair decide to pursue her so Harold can proclaim his love. But when an overzealous passenger mistakes Kumar for a terrorist (24!), the plane is diverted and the boys are off on a new escapade of mistaken identity.
From Guantanamo Bay through the Deep South, Harold and Kumar encounter myriad wackos, jerks and whores as they are pursued by the Department of Homeland Security all the way into Bush Country."
This is the best news since Bill and Ted 3 and Teen Wolf 3 were announced.
Somehow I blew a fuse this morning in my apartment. Although I was doing nothing different from my normal morning routine, a fuse decided it was time to blow and leave me in the dark, turning my TV off, stopping whatever torrents I had downloading, and causing me to trip over a pussy. It was all very inconvenient. Thank goodness I can browse the internets at work, or else I wouldn't have seen this:
Hard to read the error message, am I right? Yes. I am. I am also really awesome, so here's a clearer picture of the error:
Ahhh, The Daily Show, you make me tingle in my nether regions.
Tonight, on all your favorite channels, a retarded man will give (some semblance of) a speech regarding the SOTU (State of the Union). Now, normally the POTUS (President of the United States) would be giving this speech, but apparently there was a contest to win the speaking rights, and a retarded monkey won. Here's a picture of the new speaker:
Basically this new ROTUS (Retard of the United States) will give the SOTU for a couple hours while POTUS STFD and STFU and probably RTFM on how to engage in foreign policy. In a way this change from the POTUS to the ROTUS makes me a sad Jew because the standard POTUS SOTU drinking game can't be played. Having the ROTUS give the SOTU means no one will get Tucker Max drunk like last year. Which blows.
On the other hand, this is a brilliant plan the 'Pubs have come up with. Having the ROTUS give the SOTU to the US and tell the POTUS to STFU means the 'Crat's SOTU response won't really be able to attack the POTU's 2007+ political plans. Webb's not going to have much to do other than scream about how the ROTU is retarded and then promise the ROTU candy if he jumps of a bridge.
Regardless of all that, I'm really looking forward to this evening of nonsensical bullshit, boogers, and bombing Iran.
